Gabe…   I married an illegal alien…   On September 11th, 2001…   Dear Jesus…   I smoke weed everyday…   I married my best friend…   I always knew I was gay…   Gratitude list…   I will never quit…   Pale blue dot…   I am a teacher…   Lost…   I am tired of taking care of you…   I fear for my children’s safety…   I want more sex than my wife…   The truth…   My wife is cheating on me…   My uncle the soldier…   I hate my job…